Just a dude on the outskirts of Seattle who likes to drink beer and paint crude art for crude people.  Currently on the run from the fashion police.

I started painting during the days of the Covid lockdown in an attempt to stay sane.  When everyone else was hoarding toilet paper I went to an art store and bought some spray paint.  Now I’m trying to sell some art so I can properly wipe.  If I sell enough I can finally rock that monocle to complete my transition to full super villain.  Muh-ha-ha!  Now seize him my minions!

I love the smell of spray paint drying in the morning while I shake the spray paint cans like a Shake-weight.  I love taking a blade over poster board and pretending it is the flesh of the non-believers.  I also love all the little happy accidents that happen when I’m doing “art,” that is once I stop cursing. 

All paintings are done with spray paint.  Some of the paintings feature a dynamic background created by an acrylic pour technique.  Most paintings are on canvas unless stated otherwise.  Previous customers have said, “It looks better in person.”  Art critics have said, “Meh.”  My Mom has given every work a thumbs up on Facebook, she also says I’m quite handsome. 

Thank you for supporting small art.  Please contact me for purchases or commissions.  I hope you leave with a smile.